Due to the Jenova genes affecting Angeal's brain deeper than he likes to thinks about, Angeal's impressions of people on the physical scale are often incredibly accurate.
This is not necessarily true for personality impressions, which are much more colored.
WHOOPS
♡ Cast ♡
Genesis: Arguably the most accurate in all respects, although one has to get stuck in the thought loop of "is Angeal exaggerating the dramatics, or is Genesis indeed this loud and dramatic and on fire all the time?" The answer is yes
Sephiroth: Perhaps acts just a little cutesier and sweet than the normal Sephiroth actually acts, colored by Angeal getting to feed him, or cuddle with him, and basically all the mate cheats. Seems very startling to people who only know Sephiroth distantly. Slightly less startling if you don't. Slightly.
Zack: So puppy. So hyperactive. So needy and loud and cuddly. There are probably not actual dog ears/tail attached, but it really feels like there should be.
Nanaki: Theft. Constantly taking things that shouldn't be eaten on their own or that Angeal was planning to use for dinner, or both. Gremlin actions on a calm face.
Cloud: slutty ass tsundere
✿ Boyfriends ✿
Mithrun: Various little things that only Angeal tends to pick up - subtle smiles, certain gestures - seem amplified and exaggerated to show how much he reads into them. Otherwise, surprisingly accurate, representing how much Angeal pays attention to him in order to try and help him out. But why are there shoujo sparkles.....
Elidibus: So cheerful! So friendly! He just said the most unhinged shit and then moved on without batting an eye!
Erich: friendly and maybe a little more nervous than he should be.
✾ Other Close CR ✾
Kuja: floating is for peons and so is actually touching things
The Doll: this is a coin flip on if she just looks Super Submissive And Fem, or if for some reason her hair is dark instead of gray. Do not ask him about it. He will lie to you.
Rosie: Kinder than maybe Rosie would expect. Still goes SQUIRREL upon seeing literally any man.
Byleth: Similar to Mithrun in little gestures Angeal picks up are amplified and exaggerated.
Caspar: Zack problem
Dirk Strider: [REDACTED]
Dion: Submissive and Breedable - that is to say, more confused and pathetic looking than Dion would probably like. But that's what happens when you have a heart to heart with a man you've just met while you're both ass-naked.
Joshua: why are the vibes so intense
Erika: Maybe just a little bit more snarky one-liners than normal, but listen.
⚘ Other CR ⚘
Lavinia: Tail and ears move more than they actually do
Laios: Also kinder than some people Noctis would want or expect. a little oblivious, and..... makes.... extremely accurate dog sounds....????
Emet: it's giving Karen telling you where to move the couch-vibes
Obsidian: friendly and loves food
Ignis: Quiet serious nerd type
Dimitri: might be just a little more like the Hopes version oops
Rose Lalonde: why is she holding opera glasses
☁ Those Guys ☁
Ardyn: the vibes are just atrocious and somehow he seems like more of a weird masochistic exhibitionist than normal
Shapeshifter Impression
likes tothinks about, Angeal's impressions of people on the physical scale are often incredibly accurate.This is not necessarily true for personality impressions, which are much more colored.
WHOOPS
♡ Cast ♡
Genesis: Arguably the most accurate in all respects, although one has to get stuck in the thought loop of "is Angeal exaggerating the dramatics, or is Genesis indeed this loud and dramatic and on fire all the time?" The answer is yes
Sephiroth: Perhaps acts just a little cutesier and sweet than the normal Sephiroth actually acts, colored by Angeal getting to feed him, or cuddle with him, and basically all the mate cheats. Seems very startling to people who only know Sephiroth distantly. Slightly less startling if you don't. Slightly.
Zack: So puppy. So hyperactive. So needy and loud and cuddly. There are probably not actual dog ears/tail attached, but it really feels like there should be.
Nanaki: Theft. Constantly taking things that shouldn't be eaten on their own or that Angeal was planning to use for dinner, or both. Gremlin actions on a calm face.
Cloud: slutty ass tsundere
✿ Boyfriends ✿
Mithrun: Various little things that only Angeal tends to pick up - subtle smiles, certain gestures - seem amplified and exaggerated to show how much he reads into them. Otherwise, surprisingly accurate, representing how much Angeal pays attention to him in order to try and help him out. But why are there shoujo sparkles.....
Elidibus: So cheerful! So friendly! He just said the most unhinged shit and then moved on without batting an eye!
Erich: friendly and maybe a little more nervous than he should be.
✾ Other Close CR ✾
Kuja: floating is for peons and so is actually touching things
The Doll: this is a coin flip on if she just looks Super Submissive And Fem, or if for some reason her hair is dark instead of gray. Do not ask him about it. He will lie to you.
Rosie: Kinder than maybe Rosie would expect. Still goes SQUIRREL upon seeing literally any man.
Byleth: Similar to Mithrun in little gestures Angeal picks up are amplified and exaggerated.
Caspar: Zack problem
Dirk Strider: [REDACTED]
Dion: Submissive and Breedable - that is to say, more confused and pathetic looking than Dion would probably like. But that's what happens when you have a heart to heart with a man you've just met while you're both ass-naked.
Joshua: why are the vibes so intense
Erika: Maybe just a little bit more snarky one-liners than normal, but listen.
⚘ Other CR ⚘
Lavinia: Tail and ears move more than they actually do
Laios: Also kinder than some people
Noctiswould want or expect. a little oblivious, and..... makes.... extremely accurate dog sounds....????Emet: it's giving Karen telling you where to move the couch-vibes
Obsidian: friendly and loves food
Ignis: Quiet serious nerd type
Dimitri: might be just a little more like the Hopes version oops
Rose Lalonde: why is she holding opera glasses
☁ Those Guys ☁
Ardyn: the vibes are just atrocious and somehow he seems like more of a weird masochistic exhibitionist than normal
Barnabas: perpetual snob face, always invading spaces
Alastor: why is it just thick radio static over everything he says??